NOW THAT I AM NOT LIMITED TO A PHONE SCREEN LET'S RETRY THIS! Hello there, beautiful stranger. My name is Mary. I am clearly, like you, looking for companionship be it romantic or platonic. I am presently a reservist (insert any horrible joke about that here) but with good reason. I grew up in Washington state and, unfortunately, love it ever so. Though, in all honesty I don't see myself picking a plot out for my grave here... About myself and my personality...I am very sarcastic and blunt. I will not beat around the bush and string you on. if there is an issue, i will let you know (and in very colorful language too) I am morbid, cynical and very VERY bad at communicating indirectly.I also happen to be very...very...very...VERY awkward and- I won't say weird but... different would wrap me up all nice in pretty in a cheap dollar store gift box. I am not someone you meet. I am someone you experience. Through my brash behavior and perpetual Daria-ish lifestyle I have come to realize that I am disturbingly dark on the outside and yet disgustingly sweet and vulnerable inside. yet I'll deny it if you bring it up. I love really sexy and fast cars...so bonus points if you have a good car. (Racing is seriously something I enjoy experiencing in the passenger side....my adrenaline rush and guilty pleasure) I aspire to be a makeup artist and photographer. should that fail- I want to open a bakery somewhere that isn't so terrible and half assed. I also want either one or all of the following in my life: 1951 Studebaker champion 2012 lotus Elise 2015 Subaru sti (manual of course) 1942/43 rolls Royce phantom 1969 road runner If you want to know anything else please contact me. I am an open book