Meet Military Singles

So this is the section of my profile where I am supposed to try really hard and in some way, some how, woo a woman with 1200 characters or less. Here I go! Beating most psychics in their predictions is a passion of mine. I never do anything that I couldn't explain to the paramedics (well, most of the time. All my bills get paid EVERY month. I love women. They’re the best thing ever created. If they want to be like men and come down to our level, that’s fine. Years ago, I discovered that flamingos are pink because they eat shrimp tacos. It is true that God created man before woman, but then again you always make a rough draft before creating the final masterpiece (unknown). I can whistle most pop music using only three gooey fingers and I have amused myself by memorizing useless historical facts. I am honest, sincere and I have a tremendous love of family and life. I can sing, dodge a wrench, and I play the piano - simultaneously. Perfect numbers, like perfect men, are very rare. I recently discovered that a snowmobile won't melt in the summer (it sinks in the lake). I find I always have to write something on a steamed mirror (Elaine Dundy). I completely understand that a man has his own will, but woman has her way. I can bake no bake 30 minute cookies in 21 minutes. I am not only enjoying urban hang gliding in my spare time, but I can also wear a bow-tie without looking like a clown. I love humor but understand the more serious moments in life. I know where Atlantis is and where Jimmy Hoffa is located. I think that creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes, but art is knowing which mistakes to embrace (plagerized - LOL). I know that the tooth fairy does not exist, but Santa Claus always brings me presents. Many people keep telling me that the right woman will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck!!! In spite all of my monumental achievements I still have to find somebody to share my life with. Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure (Murphy's Law. If you don't take yourself too seriously and are curious rather than scared, happy rather than sad, social rather than introspective, petite rather than..., then I would like to hear from you. Send me a simple “HI” and I'll take it from there.