Adult-ish Army Veteran Mom of 2 amazing, kind, respectful and funny kids. 13 girl and 10 boy. Colorado native. Traveled for a while. Lived in AZ for 14 years. We float between AZ and CO now. Happily Divorced. Self employed. Maker if my own money and plans. Prior Army PsyOps. Basically a Badass. Highly social. Never catty or cruel. Tamer of jealousy. Homeschooler of my Cubs. Enemy of racism and bigotry. Lover of Life. Best auntie and co-mom ever. Queen of anti-drama. Hopeless Book whore. Collector of Chucks. Movie Lover. Laundry hater. Fire breather. Wordsmith. More dragon than Maiden. Parallel parking goddess. Owner of multiple chins. Soaker of the Sun. Taker of naps. Reluctant wearer of pants. Shower singing superstar. Speaker of truth. Leo and ENTJ. Night owl. Harbinger of plant death. Goal digger. Cheerer for the good guys. Gym-goer but exercise hater. Shameless dogmom. Ice water snob. Doer of lunches, coffees and pedi dates. Sleepover hostess. Hawkeye marksman and lover of the big guns. Observer of margarita Mondays. Lover of tacos and all the pasta...(total alfredhoe;-) Ringleader of small humans. Coacher of volleyball. Master of gratitude. Always looking for new adventures that don't involve hiking of any kind. Puller of fun pranks. Fairly intelligent. Occasionally funny. Usually facetious. Taker of the high road. Deeply loyal. Ride or die kind of friend. Like I would help ya but a body before dinner and not all any questions as we wash the dishes after dessert. No to Hiking,Trump, smoking of any kind or Heavy drinking. I will take a jolly green giant over a gym rat any day. Not looking for a fella that is prettier than me or takes more time getting dressed than I do;-) I parent my own kids, kill my own scorpions & make my own money. Not desperate or needy. Amazing friends, family and career so I am already whole, healthy and happy but there is always room for Love. Specifically looking for men 36-45 yrs with a heartbeat, decent IQ, 3 or less kiddos and a job:-) Not interested in smokers, frequent/heavy drinkers, gym rats, men with 3+ kiddos, or anyone older than my actual father (who is 52;-). *Things that impress me: Kindness Goals Great stories Sense of humor Anything unique Filling out your profile with more than "ask me" Active and excited parenting (your kids, I got mine covered) Communication skills Honesty People who love life Accountability Solid partnerships Open minded-ness Confidence Big words Goofy jokes A full set of teeth Reliability Weekend Adventures Great sex