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Robb
40 Addison, Illinois, United States
Seeking: Female 24 - 41
Eye wear: Glasses
I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing. I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook 30-minute brownies in 20 minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello. I was scouted by the Mets. I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after work, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal force demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life, but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prize-winning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis. But, I have not yet met the woman of my dreams.
Dave
57 Phoenix, Arizona, United States
Seeking: Female 21 - 50
Eye wear: Glasses
Hi, I'm Dave and I'm a retired combat veteran of 26 years of the U.S. Army and unfortunately, I'm going thru a very bitter divorce. I've got a great sense of humor, I know how to treat a woman like a lady and I've overcome alot of shameful/regretful mistakes that I can't take back, therefore, I'm starting over and I'm looking for a woman who loves affection/intimacy to be my lifetime partner/wife who'll accept me for me and not be judemental of my past, who can give each other unconditional love, intimacy and always thirsting for lots of affection...I've got a great personality/sense of humor and I'm totally against illegal drugs and alcoholics. I'm very direct and brutally honest and I'm looking for a woman that's very aggressive towards me with lots of affection and isn't afraid to make the first move on me and isn't shy about what she wants in a relationship I never go to bars because I have zero tolerance for drunk people. If I do have any alcoholic drinks, I do it at home and my car keys are locked up for 24 hours because I can't stand any person that gets trashed drunk and acts like a jackass and can't act like an adult. I drive for UBER/VEYO alot and I'm on the road 75% of the time and I refuse to deal with drunk, disrespectful people. I'm a HUGE. Arizona Cardinals fan and would like my lady to preferably be the same so we can watch the game together.. Be advised if you don't live within a 100 mile radius of Phoenix, AZ I refuse to do ANY long distance relationships and I won't date grandmas or women older than me.  If your interested in a hard working man like myself who has ethics, responsibilities and has their act together... please leave me a message and I promise to call u call back asap and let's go out for breakfast/lunch/dinner or coffee... I have Mondays off. Thanks Dave
Bryan
56 Meridian, Mississippi, United States
Seeking: Female 36 - 54
Eye wear: Glasses

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