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Robb
41 Addison, Illinois, United States
Seeking: Female 24 - 41
I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing. I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook 30-minute brownies in 20 minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello. I was scouted by the Mets. I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after work, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal force demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life, but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prize-winning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis. But, I have not yet met the woman of my dreams.
Christian
49 Rockford, Illinois, United States
Seeking: Female 29 - 48
Daniel
30 Aurora, Illinois, United States
Seeking: Female 20 - 30
William
37 Chicago, Illinois, United States
Seeking: Female 21 - 40
Anthony
35 Chicago, Illinois, United States
Seeking: Female 21 - 39
John
31 DeKalb, Illinois, United States
Seeking: Female 19 - 33
murphy
57 Chicago, Illinois, United States
Seeking: Female 34 - 57
Tyler
27 Gurnee, Illinois, United States
Seeking: Female 18 - 25
Dillon
34 Galesburg, Illinois, United States
Seeking: Female 23 - 43
Eric
41 Champaign, Illinois, United States
Seeking: Female 27 - 47
Anthony
30 Carbondale, Illinois, United States
Seeking: Female 20 - 38
Conroy
55 Crystal Lake, Illinois, United States
Seeking: Female 35 - 54
Bernard
53 East Saint Louis, Illinois, United States
Seeking: Female 34 - 53
Cleveland
53 Chicago, Illinois, United States
Seeking: Female 34 - 53
Bryan
27 Highland Park, Illinois, United States
Seeking: Female 18 - 30
Darrick
59 Chicago, Illinois, United States
Seeking: Female 25 - 56

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