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Robb
42 Addison, Illinois, United States
Seeking: Female 24 - 41
I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing. I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook 30-minute brownies in 20 minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello. I was scouted by the Mets. I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after work, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal force demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life, but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prize-winning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis. But, I have not yet met the woman of my dreams.
IVAN
44 Chicago, Illinois, United States
Seeking: Female 28 - 37
Pictures are real in case anyone was/is wondering...... UPDATE; Veteran I still live in Chicago, just not there now. Just being honest and keepin' it real. Unfortunately I have to add this. I'm open to any and all cultures yet if you're international or reside "overseas" then for practical reasons it might be best to just pass me by. I currently can't travel and communication might be difficult because of the time zone differences. For some reason I can't access anything on this site, I can view other profiles but can't send a message or reply to any messages unless I pay, (of course that's the catch). I'm not being rude or ungrateful for the views and interests any one has displayed, I just can't respond. However there is always the book......Ivan ...... message me there, Hello .......let's see.......where to start....... Single guy who's doesn't want to give up on dating and relationships trying this site out. I'm not a hopeless romantic however I feel as though I have a lot to give someone who really wants to know and understand me. I'm not sure what to expect nor do I have any expectations from this but it doesn't hurt to attempt it and see what may happen. The rest of this is a work in progress, like a book that isn't finished. I'll type as I have ideas to type out, but that is me, especially the face picture. I'm not sure how involved I'm going to be with this site (meaning not being a paying member so I may not be able to reply or send messages), and apparently I can't even view a message sent to me (yay right?) but there are alternative methods of communicating so if you want to know anything, like the book.......preferred over a friend request considering we don't know each other. I have my flaws and imperfections, we all do, but I have alot to offer that special lady. I'm not sure if the term "compatibility" is overrated, but there should be some kind of connection with added chemistry. Give it a try......I won't bite. I respond to feedback, so with that being stated if you're really interested......prove it. Keep me interested if you're going to send a message. The interaction shouldn't be one sided, basically from my side only. That's happened too many times, hence why I guess I'm still single. If you don't want to have a meaningful conversation keeping me interested and wanting more, whether online or over the phone (if it gets to that)......why bother sending me a message. I know i'm not everyone's "cup of tea" and I can accept that, yet a little sincerity can go a long way.......just saying.
Christian
50 Rockford, Illinois, United States
Seeking: Female 29 - 48
Daniel
31 Aurora, Illinois, United States
Seeking: Female 20 - 30
William
37 Chicago, Illinois, United States
Seeking: Female 21 - 40
John
31 DeKalb, Illinois, United States
Seeking: Female 19 - 33
murphy
58 Chicago, Illinois, United States
Seeking: Female 34 - 57
Tyler
28 Gurnee, Illinois, United States
Seeking: Female 18 - 25
Dillon
35 Galesburg, Illinois, United States
Seeking: Female 23 - 43
Eric
42 Champaign, Illinois, United States
Seeking: Female 27 - 47
Anthony
31 Carbondale, Illinois, United States
Seeking: Female 20 - 38
Conroy
55 Crystal Lake, Illinois, United States
Seeking: Female 35 - 54
Bernard
54 East Saint Louis, Illinois, United States
Seeking: Female 34 - 53
Cleveland
54 Chicago, Illinois, United States
Seeking: Female 34 - 53
Bryan
28 Highland Park, Illinois, United States
Seeking: Female 18 - 30
Darrick
60 Chicago, Illinois, United States
Seeking: Female 25 - 56
Ray
31 Chicago, Illinois, United States
Seeking: Female 18 - 31
Kyle
29 Galesburg, Illinois, United States
Seeking: Female 18 - 28
Dusty
27 Carbondale, Illinois, United States
Seeking: Female 18 - 27
Freddy kaminski
31 Downers Grove, Illinois, United States
Seeking: Female 18 - 22

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