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Robb
41 Addison, Illinois, United States
Seeking: Female 24 - 41
Star sign: Cancer
I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing. I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook 30-minute brownies in 20 minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello. I was scouted by the Mets. I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after work, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal force demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life, but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prize-winning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis. But, I have not yet met the woman of my dreams.
Nathan
41 Colorado Springs, Colorado, United States
Seeking: Female 25 - 31
Star sign: Cancer
Matt
33 Anchorage, Alaska, United States
Seeking: Female 21 - 35
Star sign: Cancer
Roland
62 Fayetteville, North Carolina, United States
Seeking: Male 37 - 62
Star sign: Cancer
Timothy
24 Charleston, West Virginia, United States
Seeking: Female 18 - 29
Star sign: Cancer
Kazu
45 Los Angeles, California, United States
Seeking: Female 28 - 49
Star sign: Cancer
Ye
26 Dale City, Virginia, United States
Seeking: Female 18 - 31
Star sign: Cancer
Jason
45 Sayreville, New Jersey, United States
Seeking: Female 38 - 51
Star sign: Cancer
austen
26 Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, United States
Seeking: Female 18 - 27
Star sign: Cancer
Sean
31 Clarksville, Tennessee, United States
Seeking: Female 18 - 30
Star sign: Cancer
Gary
35 Coalville, Leicestershire, United Kingdom
Seeking: Female 23 - 42
Star sign: Cancer
Noah
36 Janesville, Wisconsin, United States
Seeking: Female 24 - 44
Star sign: Cancer
Tim
55 Midland, Michigan, United States
Seeking: Female 36 - 57
Star sign: Cancer
Shawn
48 Killeen, Texas, United States
Seeking: Female 22 - 40
Star sign: Cancer

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