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Sam
31 Lakewood, Washington, United States
Seeking: Female 18 - 32
Body style: Average
Edrue
31 Merced, California, United States
Seeking: Female 18 - 99
Body style: Athletic
Thomas
32 Omaha, Nebraska, United States
Seeking: Female 35 - 60
Body style: Athletic
jacob
24 Bossier City, Louisiana, United States
Seeking: Female 21 - 50
Body style: Few Extra Pounds
Phil
64 Dereham, Norfolk, United Kingdom
Seeking: Female 48 - 72
Body style: Average
Dave
58 Johannesburg, Gauteng, South Africa
Seeking: Female 45 - 99
Body style: Average
Calvin
35 San Jose, California, United States
Seeking: Female 24 - 48
Body style: Athletic
Matthew
45 Rio Rancho, New Mexico, United States
Seeking: Female 35 - 50
Body style: Few Extra Pounds
Justin
48 Butte, Montana, United States
Seeking: Female 29 - 50
Body style: Few Extra Pounds
Jumping back into the dating scene feels a bit like navigating waters with Giardia, but I’m ready to dive in and see what adventures await. Life’s been a wild ride, leaving me with a treasure trove of quirky stories and a dry sense of humor that could rival the Sahara. Proud vet now on my second career, where I get to focus more on family and the things that truly matter. I’m emotionally grounded, financially stable, and ready to share life’s adventures. Think of me as an old Buick: reliable, dependable, and built to last. It might take a bit to get me warmed up, but once I’m going, I’m in it for the long haul. Who Am I? •🧳 No drama here, just a few past traumas and a large supply of memes. Laughter is my go-to for handling life’s curveballs. •🧔 Rocking the bearded, fluffy look. It’s hard being sexy all the time, but I’m just a chubby bearded guy who can’t help it. Cremation might be my last chance at a smoking hot body. •🖤 My humor is like bad cooking: really dry and not very good. It’s dark, sharp, and a bit irreverent, but always in good fun. You can’t fix crazy, but you can divorce it. •🎭 Unique with a touch of eccentricity. I might come off as introverted, but I open up with the right people and can surprise you with my goofy side. •😎 I’m honest to a fault: I may be a lil’ ugly, but at least I’ll treat you right. Embracing our imperfections makes us real. What Do I Enjoy? •🍹 Words of affirmation, good food, and a strong meme game are key. If you enjoy a great punchline or a well-cooked meal, we’re off to a good start. •🍳 Cooking is a hidden talent. I can whip up comfort food or experimental dishes. And yes, my kitchen doubles as a meme factory. •🎭 I love exploring new places and trying out different experiences. Life’s too short to stick to the familiar. Life with Me: •👶 I have four amazing kids who keep me grounded and make life interesting. They’re with me half the time, leaving room for fun dates and adventures. •🔥 My perfect day ranges from a quiet night with a movie and snacks to a spontaneous road trip with no destination in mind. •🤪 Intensely sarcastic with a goofy nature. I enjoy a good joke and find humor in almost any situation. Think of life as one big screwball comedy – and I’m ready to be the leading man. •😈 I’m open to a bit of naughty flirting once we get to know each other. Life’s about having fun, and I’m all for a playful connection.
Joe
53 Ithaca, New York, United States
Seeking: Female 18 - 99
Body style: Full Figured
Michael
22 Round Rock, Texas, United States
Seeking: Female 18 - 32
Body style: Average
Thomas
20 Jackson, Mississippi, United States
Seeking: Male 18 - 23
Body style: Average
Triston
29 Charleston, South Carolina, United States
Seeking: Female 19 - 39
Body style: Athletic
Kevin
33 Chicopee, Massachusetts, United States
Seeking: Female 20 - 32
Body style: Average
Bill
48 San Mateo, California, United States
Seeking: Female 31 - 45
Body style: Average
Jack
80 Colorado Springs, Colorado, United States
Seeking: Female 49 - 99
Body style: Few Extra Pounds
ben harry
44 New York, New York, United States
Seeking: Female 31 - 55
Body style: Athletic
Marquis
26 Tucson, Arizona, United States
Seeking: Female 22 - 33
Body style:
Michael
25 Chicago, Illinois, United States
Seeking: Male 18 - 28
Body style:
James
21 Ogden, Utah, United States
Seeking: Female 19 - 20
Body style:
Kevin
41 Colorado Springs, Colorado, United States
Seeking: Female 18 - 30
Body style: Slim
Stefan
28 Nashville, Tennessee, United States
Seeking: Female 19 - 34
Body style: Athletic
Giovanni
46 Charlotte, North Carolina, United States
Seeking: Female 22 - 47
Body style: Athletic
Rudi
37 Albuquerque, New Mexico, United States
Seeking: Female 28 - 42
Body style: Athletic
Tom
66 Vienna, Wien, Austria
Seeking: Female 33 - 56
Body style: Few Extra Pounds
seath
20 Gadsden, Alabama, United States
Seeking: Female 18 - 26
Body style: Average

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