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Joakim
62 Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, United States
Seeking: Female 49 - 85
Body art: None
ELLIS
34 Greenwood, Indiana, United States
Seeking: Female 27 - 45
Body art: None
George
43 Jacksonville, North Carolina, United States
Seeking: Female 26 - 45
Body art: None
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Tony
57 Anchorage, Alaska, United States
Seeking: Female 18 - 55
Body art: None
Helpful Tip - If you can't come up with a better conversation starter than "hi" or "hey" please don't message me. I'm also not interested in a long distance or pen pal relationship so if you're not a reasonable distance to Eagle River/Anchorage one of us will have to relocate. I don't pay for the messaging but I do hang out with the same nick name where people go fishing...If you grade hard on ones writing style, skills and ability, well I'm probably not the one. While my profile is lame and does not encapsulate the eclectic collection of experiences and interests that are me, if you're still reading, I'm a real person looking for a real relationship in the real world. So if you're looking for companionship keep reading. I’m retired from the USAF. Now an under employed anthropologist, Part time parent (shared custody) alternating weekly. I’m interested in lots of activities I just don’t like doing them alone.I’ve been to Spain, Lived/worked in Turkey and deployed to Saudi and UAE. I'm working on my life version 2.0. Finished my education, I'm employed, and self sufficient, I’m a jack of all trades, master of none. Same for interests and hobbies. Willing to try almost anything at least once. Of course since this is Alaska, while fishing is mandatory. I prefer dip netting to sport fishing, fill the freezer and call it good. The first things people usually notice about me is probably my verbosity, combination of nerves at first. Now that I'm beginning life V2.0 I've been thinking about the next big adventure, my happily ever after and hope to find the right person to share it with. I'm LTR friendly, but realize it all starts with a first date. If you think we could be a match, send me a message. Try this for an ice breaker...You have the opportunity to go to the Airport and ask for the next flight out. The airline flies world wide, so you could end up almost anywhere. Would you play travel roulette? Cost is not an issue, and you don't get to pick, its either yes/no. Where would you hope to get too, where would you not want to go? you____________??? PS...on the travel question I am referring to hopping...world tour 15/16 was the lower 48, 15 stops about $600 for rental cars and commercial connections...world tour 16/17 was the pacific, Philippines, Korea, Japan, Guam about $400 commercial connections and rental cars

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